gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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thotology:

when u forced to take a picture at a party u dont wanna be at

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defrag

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
pedestriangalaxy:

@ kaneyewest
When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.
- Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)

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canadianslut:

i smell like beef